For those who take their coffee seriously — maybe too seriously. ☕🐱
This Funny Cat Mug features a grumpy cartoon cat and the quote “Touch my coffee, I will slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.” Perfect for caffeine addicts, cat lovers, and anyone who’s not ready to deal with people before their first cup.
Made from premium ceramic with a smooth glossy finish, this mug is microwave and dishwasher safe, built for everyday use (and daily attitude). It’s the perfect blend of humor and personality — guaranteed to make people laugh while keeping them away from your coffee.
🎁 Perfect For: Coffee lovers, cat owners, coworkers, and friends who need caffeine to survive — or just love funny mugs with a side of sass.
✅ Available in multiple sizes & colors ✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe ✅ Printed on both sides ✅ High-quality ceramic with glossy finish ✅ Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or office gifts
Because touching someone’s coffee is dangerous business — especially this mug owner’s.
