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Shhh Almost Now You May Speak Mug – Funny Morning Coffee Cup | Time to Poop Mug

Shhh Almost Now You May Speak Mug – Funny Morning Coffee Cup | Time to Poop Mug

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Morning conversations are dangerous — unless you have coffee. ☕

The “Shhh Almost Now You May Speak” mug perfectly captures the sacred stages of your morning caffeine ritual. Starting from total silence, moving to slight tolerance, and ending with a very real bathroom emergency — this custom made funny mug is perfect for anyone who can’t function before their first (or second) cup.

Made from durable ceramic and printed on both sides, this custom mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, available in multiple sizes and colors. It’s a hilarious and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who values peace and caffeine in equal measure.

Add it to your morning lineup and customize your mug collection with the funniest “don’t talk to me yet” design out there.

🎁 Perfect For:
Coffee lovers • Coworkers • Sleep-deprived parents • Bathroom humor fans • Morning zombies

✅ Available in multiple sizes & colors
✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe
✅ Printed on both sides
✅ Premium ceramic with glossy finish
✅ Funny and relatable design for daily use

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