Because even magical creatures have bad nights. 🦄💀 The “I Slept Like Sh*t So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence” unicorn mug is the perfect mix of cute, colorful, and completely unhinged — featuring an adorably angry unicorn gripping a knife like it’s ready to defend its morning coffee at all costs.
Made from durable, high-quality ceramic, this custom made funny mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe. The design is printed on both sides with a vibrant glossy finish — ready to brighten (or threaten) your mornings. Whether it’s a gift for your bestie, a sarcastic coworker, or your own personal chaos companion, this custom mug adds the perfect dash of savage charm to any coffee ritual.
Add a dose of dark humor to your day and customize your mug collection with this magical meltdown masterpiece.
✅ Available in multiple sizes & colors ✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe ✅ Printed on both sides ✅ Premium ceramic with glossy finish ✅ Equal parts cute and chaotic
