Caffeine first, peace later. 🐥☕ The “I Slept Like Sh*t So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence” mug perfectly captures that grumpy, coffee-fueled chaos we all know too well — featuring an adorably angry duck clutching a knife and your morning mood personified.
This custom made funny mug combines cute and unhinged energy in one bold design. Crafted from premium ceramic, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, printed on both sides, and built to survive even the worst mornings. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite sarcastic friend or keeping it as your personal warning label, this custom mug guarantees laughs (and maybe a little fear).
Add some edge to your morning routine and customize your mug collection with this hilariously relatable design.
🎁 Perfect For: Funny coworker gifts • Animal lovers • Adults who need coffee first • Sarcastic friends • Chaotic morning people
✅ Available in multiple sizes & colors ✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe ✅ Printed on both sides ✅ Premium ceramic with glossy finish ✅ Equal parts adorable and dangerous
