Because sometimes, all it takes is one bad night’s sleep to turn you into a caffeine-fueled menace. ☕🐸
Meet the “I Slept Like Sh*t So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence” mug — the perfect mix of cute and chaotic. Featuring an adorable frog holding a knife and a morning mood that’s just too real, this custom made funny mug is ideal for anyone who needs coffee before dealing with humanity.
Made from high-quality ceramic, this custom mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, printed on both sides, and designed to last through your daily dose of rage and caffeine. Whether it’s for a grumpy coworker, your favorite sarcastic friend, or your own morning survival ritual — this one’s a guaranteed hit.
So go ahead, customize your mug collection with the cutest declaration of chaos on the internet.
✅ Available in multiple sizes & colors ✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe ✅ Printed on both sides ✅ Premium ceramic with glossy finish ✅ Equal parts adorable and unhinged
