The Choose Violence mug is a custom made funny coffee cup featuring everyone’s favorite chaotic goose — ready to take on the day with caffeine and attitude. Perfect for fans of internet humor, sarcasm, and dark comedy, this mug is equal parts cute and chaotic.
Whether you’re sipping your morning coffee or preparing for another meeting that could’ve been an email, this mug delivers the perfect unspoken message: proceed with caution.
✅ Available in multiple sizes & colors ✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe ✅ Printed on both sides ✅ Perfect for home, office, or gifting ✅ Designed for lovers of funny animal chaos
